Ladies and gentlemen, we introduce a brand new era of snark and souffle. Cheek and chestnuts roasting over an open fire. Buying local, but not risking lives. Showcasing local people who make this stuff happen, as well as exposing the depths of their refrigerators. Where to go and what to eat when you’re living in the Queen City.

EAT SOMETHING.

munchy monday

what to eat when you have the munchies. for all occasions.

this place is selling tacos and guac faster than Cabbage Patch dolls on Black Friday, 1981.

takeout tuesday

who to call when you have no clue how to cook coq au vin. give up now, just let the professionals handle your incompetence.

better than your mom’s last minute dinner option back then.

 

wake me up wednesday

what to drink if you can’t figure out what day it is.

we’re simply brewing with excitement to show you this project. as seen on tv.

 

thirst for thursdays

what to drink if you still can’t figure out what day it is. really, we don’t judge.

when a root beer float just won’t cut it tonight.

 

friday fridges

forget horoscopes and oracles, get a look into a local person’s life. for better or for worse.

Eastern Avenue isn’t all that scary. we’ve actually been there, and met some of the people. all living and law-abiding.

THEN WATCH THIS.
we stayed all night and they didn’t mind. think WAFFLE HOUSE, only less despair and more haute sauce. read it (really) wednesday.